I’m male and even repair old watches and still I don’t wear one. The last thing I want is to be reminded of how much time has passed whilst I’m flittering away my hours fixing an old Timex or recycling an old wall clock for a bit of homemade christmas gift-giving.

Had I gotten this as a gift from the other half, I’d be steering clear of the silos to say thank you.

Although, as it is christmas, I’d have a nice toast ready to deliver over a Snowbumbletini.

“The perfect gift, because I’ve always got time for you.”

Soppy, non?